Story #1: The Fateful Day When Miles Became Emo

Once upon a time, me & my friend Kris wanted to make a guild. She did not have enough money, but we did not know this, as we were noobs then. And I still am. Suddenly, outta nowhere, Miles chats me about how his ear hurts. He said he felt like Van Gogh. I told him to cut off his ear.
THE END




Note: Yes I know that was lame but my brain is off at the moment...

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